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StuNVA
29-11-2009, 07:02 PM
A couple of weeks ago while at a party the guys I do the drags with suggested we should do Long Flat this year, full of bourbon I totally agreed, mate if they had of suggested we strip of naked and do burnouts in the drive way while seeing Ricky Martin songs I probably would have agreed......mmmmm bourbon.

Anyway last Monday Rene rings me up and asks if I'm right for Long Flat, I ask him "why what's on at Long Flat" , for those of you that have drunk with me know full well that once I start drinking a 90 year old with Alhiemers has a better memory than me.

After he stopped laughing we reorganised to duck over for the Friday around lunch time and back Saturday arvo after the bike show.

About 2pm I get the call I was waiting to get at 10am, we are still going but we need to wait for another rider to get to town and get sorted, suited me fine I was flat out at work and needed every minute I could milk. I hung up the phone at 3.30pm, loaded the bike got me boots on and headed out to the shed...............who's idea was it to put a phone in the shed, I had to be at the roundabout at 4pm but I'm a greedy fucker so I worked and finished packing and basically hung up the phone and started the bike, right on time.

We took the mind numbingly boring road to Somerton where I managed to talk the other two into taking the back roads through to Moonbi, the speed can be increased substantially across these back roads and much fun was to be had.

We met Rene at Moonbi servo fuelled up and headed up the hill for cooler air. It still amazes me how much cooler the air is between Moonbi and 20ks up the road at Bendemeer.

One of my all time favourite roads is the Bendemeer to Walcha, I was happy sitting behind Rene on his Z1000 through the rougher fist 10 - 15km but once I saw those open sweepers I had no question that $1.30 was a complete waste of this road and quickly despatched the kwaka on the outside of nice sweeping right hander, much to his surprise.

We pulled up at the Walcha Road pub for a refreshment, I'd never been there before and will make it a frequent stop over point from now on. A charming old pub that was burnt out a few years ago but rebuilt in the original style of the late 1800's with balcony verandahs out the back over looking the hilly country side and gardens of the pub and couple of the housed nearby.

We fired up and head towards Walcha where Tish and I fuelled up, the Z1000 and the ZX10 had fuelled at Moonbi and decided against topping up much to my surprise and ended up determining at the ride pace of Geoff on his ZX10 once he realised that Long Flat is closer to 130km past Walcha not the 80km he had thought.

We hit the start of the twisties just on sunset, there was hardly any traffic and we made short work of the first section to Gingers Creek stopping only to clean the 10,000 or so kamkazi bugs off our visors, this is when Geoff realised his second bad decision for the night, no clear visor. So Geoff already concerned about running out of fuel decided to tail light Tish on her R6 for the balance of the mountain.

I clicked the gixer into first (very impressed with the 15/50 Motul just put in), flicked high beam on and gunned it. The next few ks were great and them the sign, "Roadwork Next 3okm, No Lines Marked" shot past and woohoo we were into a road recently surfaced. It was better than it looked with the majority of the small stones removed by traffic through the week but as we found out the next day everyone still had the odd moment or two.

I was wondering what riding the Oxley at night would e like and the only way I can describe it is your riding like your in a video game, it was all a bit surreal and you could easily lose concentration but I really didn't mind it as you could tell if a car was coming in the other direction by the glare of the lights.

As we disended into the humid coastal air I realised there was no lights behind me at all so I pulled up at the Mt Seaview hut and waited a few minutes for the first of the bikes to catch up, It was great listening to the Z1000 coming down the hill, a full micron on these beats does a great job and looks a million bucks over the stock cans.

After regrouping was managed to stay together for the run into Long Flat.

StuNVA
29-11-2009, 07:25 PM
As we pulled up all I could see was half a dozen Harley parked opposite the pub, my first thoughts were oh well maybe Friday nights are a little slow. No sooner had we pulled up out the front of the pub and some old girl and a old fella with a 2' pony tail and a green (or orange) mow hawk was there right next to us, "That'll be $25 each thanks, we'll unlock the gates to the camp ground and you can get set up", yeah sure mate.

Well, I soon saw where all the bikes were, what a great spot, behind the pub the land drops away about 20mtrs to a small creek flat covered in green grass (and a thistle I found later that night). There would have been a couple of hundred bikes there already and the main day was Saturday.

We quickly set up and headed to the pub, a steak sanga and about 10 bourbons later and we were dancing with the rest of the drunks to the live band that pumped at solid 70s and 80's rock until midnight. We grabbed a couple of roadies and stumbled back to our camp site where we passed out to the sounds of Cold Chisel off the Swingshift CD, I awoke with the usual caffine fueled ruch that Jim Bean and coke in can gives me at around 3am, Chisel was still load and it was still Swingshif, who ever Roy was had a good taste in music but being 3am he was running out of friends quickly, 4.32am the music stopped...................and the Kookaburras started, oh well.

I stumbled back up the hill for breaky where I find out that Tish has a wedding to be at at Armidale at 3pm and Geoff was heading back with her, so we all decided to leave early and hit the road around 8am. Fuelled up and hungover there was only one cure and it was about 20ks up the road, 45ks and twisties.

Geoff hit the first section with revenge after riding through the mountains like a geriatric on a 125 last night in order to save fuel. Within a couple of corners he had put 100 yards on me so I got me shit together and started in on pulling him in. The first section is probably the roughest section so I knew if he got away on me here I'd have no chance. Half way up the hill I done something every male biker has done and will do again, yeah I blew the right gonad dropping from a left hander to a right hander, it was a lot rougher than I thought it would be. I now watched as Geoff pulled away at a much quicker pace and Rene on the z1000 quickly closed the gap on me. A fews ks later my eyes stopped watering and I got my head back around to the job at hand and started to pull away from Rene again but I had no hope of catching Geoff now.

That is until I find half a bloody tree across the road and Geoff parked about 100mtrs past it, we regrouped and Geoff and Rene went back with some dude in a camery to try and move it while I rode on to Gingers creek with Tish.

Tish kept going and I waited at Gingers for Geoff and Rene, 20 minutes later they lobbed in and we grabbed a feed, fed the local birds and watched the bikes ride by and pull in. Three guys and a couple of gixers and Street Triple R had shredded their tyres coming up the hill, not bad considering the road being recently resurfaced.

We all had a moment or two on the new surface Rene's sounded like a pretty good impression of a helicopter landing but stayed on. I was doing alright until a Mazda 3 used up his side and my side on a left hander, I corrected found some lose stuff and managed to slide right into the oncoming traffic just managing to get back in my land before the cars reached me, I can hear them now "Bloody motorbikes should stay on their side, maniacs" not knowing it was the dick head in the car that caused me to be there in the first place.

The rest of the trip was pretty uneventful nice fas sweepers, the run down the hill to Moonbi was a shock, Walcha was about 25c, the bootom of the Moonbi hill was 39c and windy, the ride to Gunnedah was oppresive and a nice cold shower saw me ready for some quality time on the couch.

StuNVA
29-11-2009, 07:37 PM
Yeah, yeah..............worthless with out pics, well I'm pretty hopeless at taking pics but once you throw a few bourbons in well, I'll forget i even have a camera but this is what I have,

The Band
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/Band.jpg

A drunk enjoying the band. (owner of z1000)
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/ReneBand.jpg

Camp site, we missed the flat stuff being late.
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/Camp1.jpg
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/stunva/Camp2.jpg

lindsaymac
29-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Excellent work, Stu, gonna have to up your camera skills though....(ya don't have ta type as much, then)

Sounds like a good time was had by all. Must try and get there, one of these days. Haven't been since it was on at the old site....before the 1%ers fucked it.

:Thumbsup:

StuNVA
29-11-2009, 08:50 PM
I was not really worried about going to it as I understood it was a heavy Harley, Patch club show but the guys I went with have been there for the last couple of years and convinced me it had changed a lot since 20 years ago. I didn't hang around on Saturday to find out but I know a few guys who were so I'll find out what the rest of the weekend was like from them, but from my experience all appeared very welcome.

Hooligan
29-11-2009, 09:14 PM
Good write up Stu

Have played up at 1%er shows over the past years, but they all seem nice ppl

Went to Aratula (Qld) to do a Stunt Show(Outlaws ifn i remember)

Got hammered after the show and evereyone looked after me ...but i woke up at midday with a burnt head in the middle of the Paddoc....shit happens

Crabman
30-11-2009, 12:08 AM
We can rely on you for some good write ups Stu, looked n sounded fun...sept for the playin chicken with the car part.

Graveldick
30-11-2009, 10:56 PM
Cheers for the write up Stu. Biker events ... gotta love em.